Today

Damn.

So I haven't talked to you guys in ages.  I've been busy.  So, if you don't like it, you can kiss it.  I haven't been too militant lately with my Atheism.  I kind of miss it.  I've let a lot of stupid crap slip by and I've become more tolerant.  Not out of the sake of being tolerant, but out of lack of time to be more militant.  It's okay.  I'll get back to my offensive ways soon.

This is by no means an offensive blog to those of you who "believe".  As I have said in the past, my objective is not to offend, but rather educate.  With that being said, that's not what this blog is about.

So what is this blog post about? Who the hell knows.  I'm just typing and whatever comes out comes out.
So recently I have decided to try to look better for myself and for my wife.  My wife is putting me to shame.  Marathon runner, mother of two, full time student, and everything else you can think of.  She still finds time to work out and look hot as hell while my round ass continues to get rounder and rounder.

I kind of have been watching what I eat.  Except for tonight.  I had a damn bbq sandwich with sliced brisket, sliced sausage, and about 12 beers.  I'm going to pay dearly for that.  Oh well.  Fuck it.

So I still have no idea what this damn post is about, but I have an idea of where I want to go with who I am.  Stay tuned.  Yes, I will write for a few days and most likely abandon you again.  You will forget me and then hear from me again and think... Oh yeah, it's the fat ass who writes stupid shit.

So what is this blog post about? Who the hell knows, and who gives a damn because it's about over right now.  Listen to some Mr. Bungle and come tell me about it in the comments below.